"You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor." - Gina Gershon (b. June 10)
"Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy." - Norman Vincent Peale
"The U.S. tax code was written by A students. Every April 15, we have to pay somebody who got an A in accounting to keep ourselves from being sent to jail."
"It's always been my feeling that God lends you your children until they're about eighteen years old. If you haven't made your points with them by then, it's too late."
"Don't threaten me with love, baby. Let's just go walking in the rain."